usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

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theatrepickuplines:

lightly adapted from a submission by Anonymous

theatrepickuplines:

submitted by Polly

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