glitterglobe:

important things to remember

  • if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you
  • just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you
  • if someone seems upset or distant they probably aren’t upset at you in particular
  • lots of people love you and you’re not annoying

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#Porncouver

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spencersotelo:

"both genders"

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"all genders"

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(via basic-haruka)

guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

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kinkyhannibal:

my uncle tried to tell my 11 year old brother he shouldn’t like to cook, and my brother just stared at him and said, “i like to eat.  why wouldn’t i like to cook?”

i’m so proud of the little dude for sticking up for the things he likes. 

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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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thedailywag:

When we first brought Magnolia home she was terrified of grass. She’d been kept in a cage her whole life and had never set foot (paw) on it.  One day she realized that if she laid down, the grass would be warm and soft on her belly.  That was the day she didn’t move for 8 hours.

I LOVE THIS!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

orgashmeak:

I feel like a gay warrior princess preparing for battle against stains and filth. #readythatajaxspraynwipe

(via the-surface-appears-calm)

Although young Ned knew he couldn’t taste the pie, lest the fruit rot again, he didn’t care. The mere smell of it made him feel, if only for an hour, exactly like he wanted to feel: safe and warm and loved. Which is why he became The Pie Maker.

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